Scream and Run Away

The Count has an eye on his ankle
and lives in a horrible place.

He wants all your money,
hes never at all funny.
He wants to remove your face.

And you might be thinking:
What a romp this is!
But wait till you see his accomplices.

When you see Count Olaf,
youre suddenly full of disgust,
and despair and dismay.

In the whole of the soul of Count Olaf theres no love,
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero,
then scream and run away.

Scream, scream, scream and run away
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.

Two women with powdered white faces,
and one long nosed bald man with warts.

Things worsen and worsen,
Theres a hook-handed person
and others with nastier parts.

This evil and unpleasant crew,
completes Count Olafs acting troupe.

The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of
the fortunes of Urchins and Orphans alike.

I mean horrors

Count Olaf is no laughing matter,
When you see Count Olaf, count to zero,
then scream and run away.

Scream, scream, scream and run away
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.